WHY DO U LOVE ME?

this is another stupid sweet story,the
reason girl ask this question is only
because they wanted to hear guys saying
good things about them.What ever the
reason pn as long as u say that ur girl
is pretty she will be satisfied enough.
Admit it pompuan mmg ske dipuji...kn?kn?


Lady: Why do you like me..? Why do you
LoVe me?

Man: I can't tell the reason... but I
really like you...

Lady: You can't even tell me the
reason... how can you say you like me?
How can you say you LoVe me?

Man: I really don't know the reason,
but I can prove that I LoVe you.

Lady: Proof? No! I want you to tell me
the reason. My friend's boyfriend can
tell her why he LoVes her but not you!

Man: Ok...ok!!! Erm... because you are
beautiful, because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring, because you are
LoVing, because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile, because of your
every movement.

The lady felt very satisfied with the
man's answer.
Unfortunately, a few days later, the
Lady met with an accident & became
coma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her
side, & here is the content:

Darling, Because of your sweet voice
that I LoVe you...
Now can you talk?
No! Therefore I cannot LoVe you.
Because of your care and concern that I
like you...
Now that you cannot show them,
therefore I cannot LoVe you.
Because of your smile, because of your
every movements that I LoVe you...
Now can you smile?
Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot LoVe you...

If LoVe needs a reason, like now, there
is no reason for me to LoVe you
anymore.
Does LoVe need a reason?
NO!

Therefore, I still LoVe you...
And LoVe doesn't need a reason

"Sometimes the best & the most
beautiful things in the world cannot be
seen, cannot be touched, but can be
felt in the Heart”
Life is Beautiful…

ALMOST TRUE

--Guys may be flirting around all day
but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they truly
care about.


--Don't talk about your guy friends to
your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.


--Guys are more emotional than they'd
like people to think.


--Giving a guy a hanging message
like "You know
what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make
him jump to a conclusion that is far
from what you are thinking. And he'll
assume he did something wrong and
he'll obsess about it trying to figure
it out.


--Guys are good flatterers when
courting but they usually stammer when
they talk to a girl they really like.


--A usual act that proves that the guy
likes you is when he teases you.


--Guys love you more than you love
them if they are serious in your
relationships.


--Guys think WAY too much. One small
thing a girl does, even if she doesn't
notice it can make the guy think about
it for hours, trying to figure out
what it meant.


--Guys seek for advice from girls not
other guys. Because most guys think
alike, so if one guy's confused, then
we're all confused.


--When a guy asks you to leave him
alone, he's just actually
saying, "Please come and listen to me."


--If a guy starts to talk seriously,
listen to him. It doesn't happen that
often, so when it does, you know
something's up.


--A guy has more problems than you can
see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be
intimidated and give up easily.


--Guys talk about girls more than
girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate
being led on even more.


--If you are going to reject a guy,
just do it. Don't say they are like a
brother or just good friends, it just
hurts even more. Tell them that you
aren't interested in a relationship
and they will respect you.


--Guys really think that girls are
strange and have unpredictable
decisions and are MAD confusing but
somehow are drawn even more to them

B4 & AFTER MARRIAGE

Before marriage.
Darling here.. Darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... Baling there..

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . Up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
You are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like
Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it
or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my
head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan time he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Who Runs the Human Body?

In the human body, which organ is in
charge?

All the organs of the body were having
a
meeting, trying to decide who was in
charge.

The brain said: "I should be in charge,
because I run all the body's systems,
so
without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the
heart,
"because I pump the blood and circulate
oxygen all over the body, so without me
you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the
stomach, "because I process food and
give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the
rectum, "because I'm responsible for
waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the
rectum and insulted him, so in a huff,
he shut down tight. Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache, the
stomach was bloated, and the blood was
toxic. Eventually the other organs gave
in. They all agreed that the rectum
should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

You don't have to be smart or important
to be in charge... just an *sshole.

⌐MEXICAN SMUGGLER

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on
his bicycle. He's got two large bags
over his shoulders.

The guard stops him and says, "What''s
in the bags?"

"Sand," answered Juan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about
that get off the bike." The guard takes
the bags and rips them apart; he
empties
them out and finds nothing in them but
sand.

He detains Juan overnight and has the
sand analyzed, only to discover that
there is nothing but pure sand in the
bags.

The guard releases Juan, puts the sand
into new bags, hefts them onto the
man''s shoulders, and lets him cross
the
border.

A week later, the same thing happens.
The guard asks, "What have you got?"

"Sand," says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination
and discovers that the bags contain
nothing but sand.He gives the sand back
to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on
his bicycle.

This sequence of events if repeated
every day for three years. Finally,
Juan
doesn't show up one day and the guard
meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know
you are smuggling something. It's
driving me crazy. It's all I think
about..... I can't sleep. Just between
you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and
says, "Bicycles."

The Blonde and the Blinker

Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend
in the passenger seat and asks her to
see if her blinker is working. So the
blonde looks out the window and says,
''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

⌐Carbon Dating

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him what
period it came from

The Waiter and the Fart

A woman walks into a restaurant and
sits
down. As she bends down to reach into
her purse for her wallet, she farts
loudly with the waiter right behind
her.
She sits abruptly back up, glares at
the
waiter and shouts “Stop that!”
To which the waiter replies, “Sure,
which way did it go?”

CINTA VS SUKA

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Di hadapan orang yang kita cinta, hati
kita akan berdegup kencang.
Tapi di depan orang yang kita suka, hati
kita akan gembira.

Di depan orang yang kita cinta, musim
sentiasa berbunga-bunga.
Di depan orang yang kita suka, musim itu
cuma berangin sahaja.

Jikalau kita lihat di dalam mata orang
yang kita cinta, kita akan kaku.
Jikalau kita melihat mata orang yang
kita suka, kita akan tersenyum.

Di depan orang yang kita cinta, lidah
kelu untuk berkata-kata.
Di depan orang yang kita suka, lidah
bebas berkata apa sahaja.

Di depan orang yang kita cinta, kita
menjadi malu.
Di depan orang yang kita suka, kita akan
tunjukkan imej yang sebenar.

Kita tidak boleh merenung mata orang
yang kita cinta.
Tapi kita selalu merenung mata orang
yang kita suka.

Bila orang yang kita cinta menangis,
kita akan turut menangis.
Bila orang yang kita suka menangis, kita
akan membuat dia gembira.

Perasaan cinta bermula dari kata.
Perasaan suka bermula dari telinga.


Jadi, jikalau kita berhenti menyukai
seseorang yang kita suka. Umpama kita
membuang telinga kita. Tapi jika kita
cuba menutup mata. Cinta berbuah menjadi
airmata. Setiap orang akan mengalami ini
dalam hidup mereka.

Cuma fikirkanlah bersama-sama siapa yang
anda cinta.

⌐HUSBANDS STORE

A brand new store has just opened in
New York City that sells Husbands.

When women go to choose a husband,
they have to follow the instructions
at the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!"
There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend
the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose
to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door
reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd
floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love
Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled
to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can
hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and
sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help
with Housework and Have A Strong
Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes to the 6th floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012
to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely
as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the
Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the
store's owner opens a New Wives store
just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex
and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never
been visited.