Monday, March 3, 2008

SELFISH?

it was like "dont ask what your country
can do for you,the problem is what you
can do to your country" same goes with
this stupid bulletin, why keep asking
the male species to treat female the way
they like? so female,stop asking and
start giving. be a bit reasonable,dont
you think that it was very SELFISH?


When she walks away from you
mad
[ Follow her ]

When she stares at your mouth
[ smile...then kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hit's you
[ hug her tight ]

When she starts cursing at you
[ say i love you ]

When she's quiet
[ hold her hand and ask what's wrong ]

When she ignores you
[ act cute so she'll notice you ]

When she pulls away
[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst
[ tell her you love her and she still
looks amazing ]

When you see her start crying
[hold her...ask her what's wrong]

When you see her walking
[ approach her..give a kiss on the
cheek. ]

When she's scared
[assure her you're not goin to leave
her ]

When she lays her head on your
shoulder
[ tilt your head too..and hold her
hand ]

When she steals your favorite hat
[ let her keep it]

When she teases you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is
okay ]

When she looks at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When she says that she likes you
[ she really does more than you could
understand ]

When she grabs at your hands
[ Hold hers and play with her
fingers ]

When she bumps into you
[ bump into her back and make her
laugh ]

When she tells you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]

When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]


- Stay on the phone with her even if
shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and
don't
let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe
it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember
you:

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday
to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after
you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters
to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's
sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or
her favorite show even if you think its
stupid.
- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out
with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the
first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do forward this in the next four
minutes the one you love will :

•Call you.
•Kiss you.
•Love you.
•Text you.

Guys forward as: "i'd be this
boyfriend."
Girls forward as: "A true boyfriend "
or "
what a boyfriend should do
OR
IF U WANT ME TO DO THESE U MIGHT ALSO
KILL ME!!

WHY DO U LOVE ME?

this is another stupid sweet story,the
reason girl ask this question is only
because they wanted to hear guys saying
good things about them.What ever the
reason pn as long as u say that ur girl
is pretty she will be satisfied enough.
Admit it pompuan mmg ske dipuji...kn?kn?


Lady: Why do you like me..? Why do you
LoVe me?

Man: I can't tell the reason... but I
really like you...

Lady: You can't even tell me the
reason... how can you say you like me?
How can you say you LoVe me?

Man: I really don't know the reason,
but I can prove that I LoVe you.

Lady: Proof? No! I want you to tell me
the reason. My friend's boyfriend can
tell her why he LoVes her but not you!

Man: Ok...ok!!! Erm... because you are
beautiful, because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring, because you are
LoVing, because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile, because of your
every movement.

The lady felt very satisfied with the
man's answer.
Unfortunately, a few days later, the
Lady met with an accident & became
coma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her
side, & here is the content:

Darling, Because of your sweet voice
that I LoVe you...
Now can you talk?
No! Therefore I cannot LoVe you.
Because of your care and concern that I
like you...
Now that you cannot show them,
therefore I cannot LoVe you.
Because of your smile, because of your
every movements that I LoVe you...
Now can you smile?
Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot LoVe you...

If LoVe needs a reason, like now, there
is no reason for me to LoVe you
anymore.
Does LoVe need a reason?
NO!

Therefore, I still LoVe you...
And LoVe doesn't need a reason

"Sometimes the best & the most
beautiful things in the world cannot be
seen, cannot be touched, but can be
felt in the Heart”
Life is Beautiful…

ALMOST TRUE



--Guys may be flirting around all day
but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they truly
care about.


--Don't talk about your guy friends to
your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.


--Guys are more emotional than they'd
like people to think.


--Giving a guy a hanging message
like "You know
what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make
him jump to a conclusion that is far
from what you are thinking. And he'll
assume he did something wrong and
he'll obsess about it trying to figure
it out.


--Guys are good flatterers when
courting but they usually stammer when
they talk to a girl they really like.


--A usual act that proves that the guy
likes you is when he teases you.


--Guys love you more than you love
them if they are serious in your
relationships.


--Guys think WAY too much. One small
thing a girl does, even if she doesn't
notice it can make the guy think about
it for hours, trying to figure out
what it meant.


--Guys seek for advice from girls not
other guys. Because most guys think
alike, so if one guy's confused, then
we're all confused.


--When a guy asks you to leave him
alone, he's just actually
saying, "Please come and listen to me."


--If a guy starts to talk seriously,
listen to him. It doesn't happen that
often, so when it does, you know
something's up.


--A guy has more problems than you can
see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be
intimidated and give up easily.


--Guys talk about girls more than
girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate
being led on even more.


--If you are going to reject a guy,
just do it. Don't say they are like a
brother or just good friends, it just
hurts even more. Tell them that you
aren't interested in a relationship
and they will respect you.


--Guys really think that girls are
strange and have unpredictable
decisions and are MAD confusing but
somehow are drawn even more to them

B4 & AFTER MARRIAGE

Before marriage.
Darling here.. Darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... Baling there..

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . Up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
You are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like
Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it
or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my
head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan time he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak